The resolution humorously announces the "Goat Hill 105," a mock race representing the legislative process in Alabama, where various bills compete for the Earl Mitchell Memorial Plaque. The event is likened to famous automobile races, with Speaker Nathaniel Ledbetter starting the proceedings and various bills personified as race cars navigating the legislative track. The resolution highlights the challenges faced by specific bills, such as House Bill 489, which aimed to introduce a Name-Image-Likeness program for high school athletes but failed early in the race, and House Bill 277, which proposed a Second Amendment tax holiday but also struggled to gain traction.

Ultimately, House Bill 18, known as "The Strap 'Em Down and Buckle 'Em Up Special," driven by Representative Ron Bolton, is declared the winner of the Goat Hill 105. The bill aimed to revise child passenger restraint requirements but faced significant opposition due to its complexity and perceived impracticality. The resolution concludes by inviting Representative Bolton to the "Winner's Circle" to receive the Earl Mitchell Memorial Plaque, while also suggesting that future iterations of his proposal could benefit from simplification, drawing a playful comparison to NASCAR safety requirements.