The resolution humorously announces the "Goat Hill 105," a mock race representing the legislative process in Alabama, where various bills compete for the Earl Mitchell Memorial Plaque. It draws parallels between famous automobile races and the legislative session, highlighting the challenges and setbacks faced by different bills as they navigate through committees and debates. The resolution describes specific bills, such as House Bill 489, which aimed to introduce a Name-Image-Likeness program for high school athletes but failed early in the race, and House Bill 277, which proposed a Second Amendment tax holiday but also faced difficulties.

Ultimately, the resolution declares House Bill 18, "The Strap 'Em Down and Buckle 'Em Up Special," as the winner of the Goat Hill 105, despite its complicated nature and opposition from various legislators. The resolution invites Representative Ron Bolton, the bill's sponsor, to the "Winner's Circle" to receive the Earl Mitchell Memorial Plaque, while also suggesting that future iterations of the bill could benefit from simplification. The playful tone of the resolution underscores the often chaotic and competitive nature of the legislative process in Alabama.